pee facts: apparently the optimal color of pee is a light yellow or if you want to get fancy a “pale straw” to “amber” which indicates that you are perfectly hydrated. transparent pee actually means that you’ve drank TOO much water (i know, what the fuck?) and that you’re actually losing out on important electrolytes. brown-ish pee? 98% chance that you should drink more water, 2% chance it might be a liver issue. blue, green, or red pee? go to the fucking doctor!!!